donutsornonuts:

We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.

everets:

like i really hope this isn’t my last tweet before i die

everets:

like i really hope this isn’t my last tweet before i die

tylerchokely:

titties-of-death:

What is this from?

the bible

jaramo:

circumcisions:

do celebrities ever get called for jury duty? imagine having shaquille o’neal declare you guilty

get slammed in two courts at once

698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

image

look at this sick dog

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the roof is not my son

shinjiikari:

but i will raise it

reversingyourpolarity:

Anxiety is like perpetually hearing the boss/enemy music but never seeing the threat.

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blue-eyed-hanji:

tastefullyoffensive:

[firekiller]

push button
receive bacon

blue-eyed-hanji:

tastefullyoffensive:

[firekiller]

push button

receive bacon

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